Crazy Dreams

I usually like to dream. Every night when I close my eyes, I know that I am in for an adventure beyond my wildest imaginations but this madness has to stop. I have been having totally strange, bizarre and disturbing dreams for three nights in a row now.

First night. I was out walking in a dark alley with my sister and all of a sudden she swelled up to the size of a balloon and it hit me that she was heavily pregnant. And she started screaming in pain as she went into labor and I spiraled into a full panic mode as there was no one else in the alley and there were no means of transportation anywhere to be seen. And as the bizarre dream would unfold, a wheelchair conjured itself out of thin air, waiting at the sidewalk. So, plopping my sis and her big fat belly onto the wheelchair, I started running and wheeling her to the nearest hospital. Weird.

Second night. I was having Nandos (yup, even in my dreams :P). Then the scene changed. I was in some sort of fantasy land with my sis (again, hmmm) and there was a fog filled rock mountain which we had to climb up to get to the fantasy land but there was a reptilian monster in the deep pit. It looked almost like a greyish black slimy dragon minus the wings and scales. Still, it was scary. Then change of scenery again. Suddenly I was in the streets of Paris with my sister and her friend Xavier (whom I have never met in real life). And Xavier disclosed to us that he had a deal with the Devil and that his time was up and that he would die today. And he started running away from us so we wouldn't have to see him die and I ran after him to stop him. Then all of a sudden I was in the washroom of an old Chinese temple in the streets of Paris and Xavier somehow swapped bodies with me using black magic or whatever then I died (what the hell, right). So, as my soul lingered over my dead body, I watched my body decomposed into a bag of RICE (YES! UNCOOKED RICE!) and then there was a gust of wind and my poor soul had to scramble around to contain the rice (or pieces of me). Even weirder than the first night.

Last night. Someone threw acid in my face and I watched my face dissolve though I have no clue who the attacker was. Ok, this was plain disturbing.

No wonder people think I am nuts.

Go on. Take your shot at analyzing my dreams. Just so you know, I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.